Total Medals Earned: 1,103 (From 177 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,955 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
92% or more in speed
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (95/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use a remote explosive.
Use 500 bullets.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Attain a very high speed.
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/365 points)
Enter The Cave of No Return
View The Credits
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!